Hahaha indeed, the tailbone would be awesome
Just was going to propose neck rings, but it appears that “Contrary to popular belief, the use of neck rings doesn’t genuinely elongate the wearer’s neck, but it does create the illusion of length. The rings really push down the collarbone and ribs, giving the neck a longer appearance. If genuine attempts were made to truly elongate the neck through stretching, significant harm could occur.” Sheesh
